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INFO: Greg's Custom Mouse Mod (Fark
wouldn't even touch this one...)
ORIGINAL
PUBLISH
DATE: 01/06/02
COST:
Around $35 USD
AUTHOR: Greg Sowell
EDITOR: David Kroll
AVAILABLE AT: eBay
Phase seven:
We'll begin wiring the switch. Quick tip, the red is
positive and the black is negative. If your wiring color scheme is different
then break out the voltmeter and give it a check. Our plan is to run the
negative straight to the motor, and to run the positive, or power, to the
switch, and then to the motor. Instead of soldering the leads to the mouse’s
connector, all we have to do is strip back some wire and shove it in the top of
the connecter. This should be easy and this way we can be remove it if the
mouse needs to be disassembled. Now we need to run the power to the switch and
from the switch to the motor. We are going to solder the wires onto the switch,
and the motor. I was going to brush on some of my liquid electrical tape, but
it had hardened in the can, so I just folded tape over the exposed portions of
wire. Once again this portion of the install will not be seen, so don’t sweat
it if it looks stanky. (technical term: means looks like crap) While here, go
ahead and glue the switch in place.
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(23) Red and Black, venom lack |
(24) All wired up |
Phase Eight:
This phase can be skipped if you decide to go with the switch
rather than the potentiometer. There are many styles of pots and they all have
different levels of resistance. I went to the Shack (Radio Shack) and picked up
an assorted bag of pots for $2.99. There were about 15 of them in there, so we
are going to need to wire them up to a battery and a voltmeter to test them. We
need to try them out until we find one that will suit our needs. Another way of
testing them is to wire them up to the massager’s motor. A pot with very
little resistance works best. Once you have chosen a
pot, it is time to decide where to put it. I suggest using the same method as we
did with where to mount the switch. I put my hand on the mouse and realized that
the only viable spot was someplace just past the massaging head to the left. I
then looked on the inside of the mouse in that general vicinity. I found a
decent spot by putting the pot inside and moving it until I was satisfied. Now
that we have our spot we need to mark the spot so we can drill it. Hold the pot
there firmly and take an awl or ice pick and press firmly to leave an indention. We will come back and drill it after we assemble our pot’s handle.
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| (29) Mark the pot handle |
(30) The victims |
(31) Filed pen tab |
I suppose you can call me ghetto, because I used the little
tab off of a pen cap. I found a clear one in my drawer, and you’ll see why I
chose clear soon. Break the tab off with a pair of pliers. I used the file on
my Leatherman to shape the end of the tab to about the same size as the center of
the pot. The best, and easiest way to attach the pen tab to the center of the
pot is to heat it with a lighter, then stick it in. The pot has two sides, a
front with plastic and a back with the metal part. Be sure to attach it to the
backside. I heated the filed end until it almost caught on fire. It melted
through the middle of the pot and after it cooled it was in there very
solidly. When I say that I am not joking! I tried to pull it out to no avail! At
this point we need to make the hole for our mouse’s pot handle.
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| (32) Melted in |
(33) Dry fit pot handle hole |
(34) Attached pot and Aux LED
Holder |
I used a drill bit slightly larger than the handle. I used
the mark I made with the awl earlier as a pilot hole for my drill. Dry fit the
pot and make any necessary adjustments. While the pot handle is sticking
through its new hole, we need to mark how long we want the handle to be. Then
break the handle with some pliers and round the top with a file. If you
heat any scuffed up areas on the handle with the lighter it will turn clear
again. Now, we need to solder a wire coming from the positive terminal on the motor, to one on the
outside posts on the pot. After you have done this you can glue
the pot in place. Be sure NOT to get any glue on the pots resistance
assembly!
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| (35) Aux LED hookup |
(36) Finished pot/switch mouse |
After the initial gluing dried I went back over it with a
second coat. I then attached a wire coming from the positive straight to
the middle pin on the pot. I opted to bend out the metal disc on the resistor
assembly back a small amount. This will cause the user to have to apply
slight downward pressure to the handle for the motor to vibrate. This way
when you get it right where you want it you don’t have to turn the dial off, you
simply let the handle go and it turns off. As far as it functioning goes,
we could stop here, but it just needs a little something more. I took an
LED mount and glued it carefully to the front of the pot. I then soldered a
couple of wires to the existing LED in the back of the mouse, and connected them
to an additional LED. I wrapped a little tape around the additional led and
stuck it in the mount I glued to the pot. Now when the mouse is on, the
pot handle glows!
Final Phase:
We are almost done! This is the final phase, assembling the moussager. First we glue the switch into place and screw the head to the motor. Now we need to shave the sides off of the motor mount so that it will fit completely flush with the mounting posts on the head. We may also need to Dremel out some of the
large hole to accommodate for the counter weight on the motor. At this point we could just snap it back together and be done with it,
that is up to you. As for me, well I say since we are already here, we should just pimp it out a little more. Let’s add a different colored LED. To do this, cut out the stock led
and mount a super-bright led in its place. I pulled mine out of a key chain. The blue looks goooooood… Now throw it back together and give it a go!
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(25) Slacker's LED mount method |
(26) Just switch - Top |
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(27) Just switch - Left |
(28) Dig the Bluuuue! |
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| (37) The colors, the colors! |
Conclusion:
In conclusion, I would have to say that this is a bit of a strange, but fun mod. And yes, the mouse does still work. I made a video to prove it! Fire it up and watch it dance! I suppose that adding a variable resister would have been a good idea, so that you could contour the strength of this baby. If you
like this, or just think its plain crazy, and you want to see more then send me an email! If you really like it you can bid for it
HERE on
eBay. Any comments or criticism can be sent to
here. I’ve got to give thanks to David for giving me this outlet and my fiancé for putting up with the Dremeling in the
middle of the night. I would have let the cats test it for me, but it scared the crap out of them…LOL!
Note: This mouse has not been designed for simultaneous massaging and
mouse use. But both do work independently of each other just fine...
The video:
Please enjoy the 10 second clip of "The Moussager" in action. It is under 200k, and compressed with
DivX. Please right click on the picture below, and select, Save Target As! With that out of the way,
enjoy!

Editor's Notes:
A portion of the proceeds above Greg's cost and time will help to pay for some
hosting. So if you want to continue to see great articles like this,
GO BID NOW.
:)
If you actually try to do this one, let us know please. We'd love to hear about it! Also, make sure when you go buy your mouse and your battery operated massager, only purchase those two items. Tell the cashier you are going to make a Moussager! Then enjoy the dumbfounded look on the
cashier's face. Courtesy of ExtensionTech of course. We've also left out the
innuendos, we know what you were thinking anyway, you dirty monkeys. 8-) Thanks for visiting! Until next time...
~ David
Update:
FYI, the Moussager auction result is
here.
(Sniffles.)
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